There is a dearth of young married couples in our social circle so when we finally get around some, we really don't know how to behave ourselves.
We write stupid stuff on perfectly good money
And staple it to a doorway
I love McGuire's restroom signs. A guy walked in while I was washing my hands and didn't know what to do. The look on his face as he tripped over himself trying to leave was priceless. I'm just glad the shoe wasn't on the other foot!