Unless you live with Dave, you cannot truly fathom his cheese obsession. These pictures should give you an inkling, however.
No sausage, no crackers; just cheese and lots of it. Mind you he's already finished off several pounds that he received as Christmas gifts and at the time I'm blogging this (Feb. 1oth) he has this Christmas log fished 3/4s of the way. Perhaps next year everyone can buy him some Metamucil to go with his cheddar. ;)